How about this…

_____Brand New Feedburner Feature Really Attracts Attention_____

We’ve managed to setup feedburner so that is randomly sends all our posts to all our subscribers. So about every week or so, all our subscribers receive duplicate posts. It’s like a really effective spamming tool without any need to maintain or administer it.

This is Great!

Apparently, you just set it and forget it.

This new system is really helpful at figuring out who is reading your content. Within a few weeks of setting up your feedburner account you’ll be able to easily tell your readers from your robots. Everyone that previously read your posts unsubscribes after about three of these digest, or summaries or spams -whatever you wanna call them.

It’s great! No more trying to figure out how to target an audience. No more writing useful or meaningful information. With this system your brand just gets flushed down the terlit along with all your posts. Sign up, get spammed, flush terlit. It’s that easy!

We’re immediately changing our business model from an educational-based non-profit of volunteers working for good, to a for-profit pharmaceutical. Now we don’t need volunteers, a 501c3, reporting, integrity or anything of those bothersome attributes a typical startup might need. We’re now a perpetual startup. We now change our name and email address several times a day depending on who we’re trying to spam with Feedburner. Just a one person operation with a focus on selling drugs people don’t need or want to read about!

Best of all This New Feedburner System is Simple to Use AND ENJOY!

Unfortunately, we really don’t know how to teach anyone else how to do this. It happened automatically when we were forced to transfer our feed earlier in the year.

Maybe a Feedburner volunteer could help get it setup for you. We don’t setup the system, we just use it.